Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Meet Tucker Max The Prick

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Tucker Max makes a movie.

Who is TUCKER MAX? Well, he's a self-professed as*hole who says the most racist, sexist, perverted things that have ever been uttered from a human's mouth.

And because he is such a jerk off, of course, a movie called "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell "is being released based on his adventures at a strip joint.

TUCKER MAX can't be his real name because, let's face it, whose last name is actually "Max"? And Tucker? Well, that's just a clean way of calling himself what he really is. Although he claims that, yes, it is indeed his real name. Could fate really be that knowing?

This guy really is a loser. TUCKER MAX bought a breathalyzer and tried to "beat it" by drinking himself into oblivion. He had anal sex for the first time with a girl and had his friend hide in a closet to film it. Luckily, she pooped and vomited all over him before she left him.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Hg Wells - Secret Places Of The Heart
Michael Hall - The Users Manual For The Brain

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