This interview, might be the craziest one yet. TwentySix is known for being 26 when he first kissed and had sex with a woman. He was a featured speaker in David Deangelo's Cocky Comedy a few years back, and has since started a comedy coaching program at revolution31.com.
YOU'VE COME TO BE KNOWN IN THE COMMUNITY BY YOUR APPEARANCES IN THE GAME BY NEIL STRAUSS, COCKY COMEDY AND MASTERY PROGRAM THAT DAVID DEANGELO PUT TOGETHER. YOU WERE WORKING FOR RSD AND UNLIKE OTHER GURUS, YOU WENT DARK RIGHT AFTER LEAVING THEM. WHY DID YOU LEAVE REAL SOCIAL DYNAMICS?
I was deeply in love with Tyler's every move. He wouldn't make homosexual intercourse in my anus. All I wanted was for him to impregnate me with a male homosexual Vietnamese boy. One we could raise together in the Project Hollywood Mansion.
Also, it's very hard to work when you have massive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and depression. The whole time I was in the game I was pretty fucked man.
The worst part was I was running around more frantically than a Chinamen hunting for a chicken ball, searching for the latest self-help or spiritual resource looking for any lead to help solve for my OCD.
Man, I was so against modern medicine at the time, but that's what ended up helping me with my OCD and depression. I can honestly say I feel better than I ever have in my life right now.
Dudes, take it first hand from a guy who honestly tried so hard to get well, without the help from real Doctors. Man, now I know why they're called real doctors, 'cause these fuckers can help you. But you do have to find the right ones.
Anyway this is getting boring. Penis. Cunt. Vagina with boogers on the hairs of the vagina.
Oh yeah, also when I left RSD, I didn't agree with the values of the company.
And I FUCKING HATED living with everyone - it was shear terribleness.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE THEN?
Masturbating. Constantly. Crying and masturbating at the same time.
I've also been spending the last two years working at an Insurance Company. Holy shit, this sucks. Humans aren't meant to live like this. I mean, I know there's people in Ethiopia that have flies all over their face and balls, but fuck, my job fucking blows. You know your job is fucking bullshit when you get home on Friday night and you start thinking about how you have to go to work on Monday. That's me.
In all seriousness, I'd rather work seven days a week at a male bathhouse, servicing a Glory Hole for 16-hour intervals.
What else have I been up to; other than printing off Neil Strauss photos and hacking the fuck out of them with a knife?
Well, I finally launched my new website: www.revolution31.com
COMEDY IS YOUR SPECIALTY AND MANY PEOPLE KNOW YOURE AN ASPIRING STANDUP COMEDIAN. HOW DOES BEING FUNNY RELATE TO PICKING UP WOMEN?
Ok, I have to put this aspiring stand-up comedian thing to rest. I don't like doing stand-up comedy at all. At all! I never really did like it when I did it.
Yes, I would like to get in to the Comedy industry, but not through the avenue of stand-up.
Fuck man, I really love stand-up comics, and I have an appreciation for anyone who does it. However, it's pretty obvious not many people are good at it.
I don't know what's better: A really good Comedian like Zach Galifianakis, or a total shit comedian that thinks he's good.
I have to admit, some of those clueless shit comedians are fucking amazing. Like, they're better than the Zach Galifianakis' because they are so amazingly terrible. So terrible they're amazing! I love that shit.
What was the second part of the question? Oh yeah, "How does being funny relate to picking up women".
All right, another thing, I'm definitely not a pick-up artist, and if I ever was, I would definitely not use the term pick-up artist. It is so fucking gay.
The funny thing was, I didn't even want to be a vagina villain when I entered the dating world. I just wanted a girlfriend. A simple fucking girlfriend, but one avenue seems to always leads to another. And the next thing you know you find yourself high on methamphetamines lying semi-conscious in Badboy's bathtub in Slovenia, trimming his ass hairs with your bottom teeth and falatio-ing his asshole with more rigor and spizzaz than a Chinamen hunting for the last chicken ball.
All right, here's the deal, how being funny relates to meeting women.
There are a few things you have to know:
1. What Lame is
3. Making jokes for yourself
1. You have to know what is Lame. End of story. If you don't, it is all over. Look at all the good comics out there. Knowing what is Lame is the whole premise behind everything they say and do.
You have to know what is going on culturally. You also have to understand that it is ok to be Lame yourself. If you accept your lameness, and are cool with sticking up for your lameness or shooting your own self down, then you will be fine.
What is Lame? Lame is people who "don't get it". The sad thing is most people don't get it. Of course everyone wants to think about himself or herself as someone who "Gets it", but you probably aren't one of them. People who make good jokes rip on people constantly. And whom are they ripping on? The Lame. Overall, if you're some jock, and you're a tough guy, that's Lame. I don't know, I think you have to be a good guy who likes to destroy people and their flaws, but at the same time, be a good person. Exploitation. Anyway, we teach all this and more in our Comedy Program.
2. Ok, I didn't want to make this interview eternally long.
Gauging - watch the reactions of the people around you when you're telling a story. It's important to focus on their eyes. The eyes will give you queues as to what you need to do to keep them interested.
3. Making jokes for yourself - If you're not goofing around to make yourself amused then it's over, don't even try. 'Cause everything you end up saying will be totally unfunny.
WHAT ARE THE BEST METHODS FOR BEING FUNNIER IN CONVERSATION?
WHAT ARE SOME GREAT RESOURCES GUYS CAN BUY TODAY TO HELP THEM IN THEIR QUEST FOR BEING FUNNIER?
First, Comedy Writing Secrets, ironically, has to be one of the most unfunny books in the world. I have read some of it and it is terrible. Horrendous. One of the most boring ways I can think of to learn comedy.
In my opinion, the following are cutting edge:
- Kenny vs. Spenny
- Flight of the Conchords
- Da Ali G Show
- The Tom Green Show
- South Park
- The Office
- Chappelle's Show
I hate reading.
But here are some books:
- How to be a Pedophile - Fast!
- How to Bed Both your Grandmas in Less than an Hour
- How to Sleep with your Grandma, Even if She's Dead
HOW DO YOU BALANCE BEING FUNNY VERSUS "TRYING TO HARD" OR OVERLY DOMINATING THE CONVERSATION TO THE POINT OF ANNOYANCE?
Honestly, you can't worry about this.
If you're trying too hard then you personally aren't enjoying being funny. No one has fun doing anything when they try too hard.
And being annoying? Man, it's all about gauging the audience. Read them, don't abandon your agenda. Trust me, people will let you annoy them (in a good way) if you're reading in to their needs.
YOU'RE KNOWN FOR HAVING A VERY UPBEAT MOOD. HOW DO YOU MAINTAIN THAT AND DO YOU HAVE ANY DOWNTIME?
It's just the way I am, I guess. I'm a hyper guy. I'm high energy most of the time. Do I get tired? Fuck yeah, but it's hard for me to not be high energy. I do relax, but not a lot, unfortunately.
I have to admit, by the time the day is up, I'm tired, and I like to chill out and watch In Treatment and Law and Order and shows like that. Yes, I can have a normal conversation with someone, but it's pretty hard to do sometimes. You'd probably have to be around me a lot.
WHO ARE THE BEST PICKUP GUYS YOU'VE MET AND WHAT HAVE THEY TAUGHT YOU THAT YOU'VE IMPLEMENTED INTO YOUR GAME?
Man, I don't like to think of myself as a dude who games chicks. Was I that guy? Yes. But that was short-lived, and that's just not me. Did I learn a lot while in the "Game" - fuck yeah, and I don't regret a second.
Best guys I've ever met:
The guy is phenomenal. Amazing. Charismatic. However, would I recommend people go to him for help? Fuck no, unless you're interested in learning how to be extremely shallow.
Listen, the dude taught me a lot personally, I get a long with him on a personal level very well. And his methods are great for learning, but man, there's more to life. Suck it!
Stephen obviously isn't a sports fan. However, "PlayboyLA", yeah, I would recommend this guy. He's a good person, and I hope still has good intentions. He's one of the few people I would recommend in the scene.
I don't really know what I learned from him, but I spent three months with him in Project Hollywood (how gay is that name). I guess when I saw Steve in action, I just saw what it is was like to have fun and relax while meeting women.
(Side note: Stephen Nash writes a column here every Monday, check it out here)
I met this guy after exiting the scene. This guy is a pure natural, and fuck - amazing. Hands down one of the best guys I have ever seen in my life. The dude was born and bred in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and he knows what he's doing. And he does it with such a new flavor and take - it's nice to see!
What I learned from this guy - man, that there's no wrong way to meet girls.
Super was so good, that I was able to come to an agreement and have him teach programs for revolution31.com. He is an instructor is a new program called Brazilians. I'm really happy to be working with the Brazilians.
YOU'VE STARTED A NEW COMPANY, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THAT'S ABOUT AND WHAT IT OFFERS?
Yeah, I created a new company.
Right now, we have a couple Programs:
Comedy - It's a 44-hour program where we teach you how to be a funnier person. The program is nuts. It's pretty intense, and a lot of it takes place in field (social settings).
Clients will constantly have a 3-1 Instructor to Client ratio! And lodging and meals are free for this program.
Brazilians - To me, this is the most unique Dating Program for Men available right now.
We have three instructors, Christiano Jr., Super and Roxie. You learn how to meet women the South American way. South America is by far the most sexually expressive continent in the world. You will learn from two Brazilian men, and with constant feedback from our female instructor, Roxie.
We worked really hard to bring this product to Revolution31. So, I stand behind it 100%. These guys are better than I ever was, and better than 99% of the guys I have met in the Dating World.
If you take any of our programs, and you don't like them, we will give you your money back.
Anyway, Donovan, I wanted to say thanks for interviewing me - it's appreciated!
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