Saturday, April 2, 2011

Translating Male Statements

Translating Male Statements Cover
STATEMENT: I'm a Romantic.


STATEMENT: You're the only girl I've ever cared about.

TRUE MEANING: You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.

STATEMENT: I really want to get to know you better.

TRUE MEANING: So I can tell my friends about it.

STATEMENT: She's kinda cute.

TRUE MEANING: I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the

head might be necessary.

STATEMENT: I don't know if I like her.

TRUE MEANING: She won't sleep with me.

STATEMENT: Was it good for you?

TRUE MEANING: I'm insecure about my manhood.

STATEMENT: I had a wonderful time last night.

TRUE MEANING: Who are you?

STATEMENT: Do you love me?

TRUE MEANING: I've done something stupid and you might find out.

STATEMENT: Do you "really" love me?

TRUE MEANING: I've done something stupid and you're going to find

out sooner or later.

STATEMENT: How much do you love me?

TRUE MEANING: I've done something really stupid and someone's on

their way to tell you by now.

STATEMENT: I have something to tell you.

TRUE MEANING: Get tested.

STATEMENT: I've been thinking a lot.

TRUE MEANING: You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

STATEMENT: I think we should just be friends.

TRUE MEANING: You're ugly.

STATEMENT: I've learned a lot from you.


STATEMENT: I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?

TRUE MEANING: I gotta turn on my answering machine.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Joseph Matthews - Meeting Dating And Seducing Women
Dating Insider - Getting The First Date

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