TRUE MEANING: I'm poor.
STATEMENT: You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
TRUE MEANING: You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.
STATEMENT: I really want to get to know you better.
TRUE MEANING: So I can tell my friends about it.
STATEMENT: She's kinda cute.
TRUE MEANING: I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary.
STATEMENT: I don't know if I like her.
TRUE MEANING: She won't sleep with me.
STATEMENT: Was it good for you?
TRUE MEANING: I'm insecure about my manhood.
STATEMENT: I had a wonderful time last night.
TRUE MEANING: Who are you?
STATEMENT: Do you love me?
TRUE MEANING: I've done something stupid and you might find out.
STATEMENT: Do you "really" love me?
TRUE MEANING: I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later.
STATEMENT: How much do you love me?
TRUE MEANING: I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now.
STATEMENT: I have something to tell you.
TRUE MEANING: Get tested.
STATEMENT: I've been thinking a lot.
TRUE MEANING: You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
STATEMENT: I think we should just be friends.
TRUE MEANING: You're ugly.
STATEMENT: I've learned a lot from you.
TRUE MEANING: Next!
STATEMENT: I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?
TRUE MEANING: I gotta turn on my answering machine.
Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):Joseph Matthews - Meeting Dating And Seducing Women
Dating Insider - Getting The First Date
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