Stupid Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend

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Sometimes I come across truly terrible articles. And then there are other times when I come across something like this: Fun Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend. The problem? None of the questions are especially "fun" at all.

Priceless morsels include:

1- WHICH IS THE SONG YOU CAN ASSOCIATE WITH MY IMAGE?

2- WE ARE AT A PARTY AND YOU SEE A NICE GIRL BUT YOU DONT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO HER. WHAT DO YOU DO TO MAKE HER AWARE THAT YOU LIKE HER, WITHOUT HURTING ME?

3- YOU MEET BY CHANCE A GIRL FRIEND OF MINE AT THE DISCO. SHE IS VERY HAPPY AND SHE IS FLIRTING WITH YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Not only will a man be upset that he has to come home to a quiz every night, on top of that, his answers will inevitably lead to an argument because, well, how can he possibly tell his girlfriend how he would secretly hit on a girl in front of his girlfriend without her noticing and hurting her feelings?

I mean, that's the type of ridiculous stuff women who love causing drama go for. Any man with even a modicum of intelligence would never answer any of these questions.

Then there are questions that are flat out stupid like WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ROBINSON CRUSOE? and "ARE YOU ABLE TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAVE I DREAMT LAST NIGHT?

The latter is stupid because it's just poor English, as are most of he questions, but either way, all these questions are designed to make a man think that his girlfriend is either an idiot, a drama queen, or has the mental capacity of a 6-year-old.

So for the love of God, do not ask or answer these questions should you come across them at any point in your lilfe.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Dan Bacon - Super Charge Your Confidence Now
Kenneth Johnston - 9 Steps To Save Your Marriage For The Husband
Harry Kitson - How To Use Your Mind

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