Thursday, April 14, 2011

Prisoner Escaped

Prisoner Escaped Image
The new bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the

' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the

prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time, the guy reaches for his cigarettes, but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with shaky legs and much difficulty.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, he yells, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Carlos Xuma - Seduction Power Excerpt
Tariq Nasheed - Play Or Be Played

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