Signs Youre An Annoying Couple

There are some couple we wish we could be like, but then there are other couples - annoying couples that no one really wants to be around for fear that they might commit any of the following 10 annoying couple sins.

SIGNS YOURE AN ANNOYING COUPLE #10

YOU KISS CONSTANTLY

It's great that you love each other and like to show each other affection, but if you're in a restaurant or with another couple who is clearly uncomfortable with it, try to keep the kissing to a minimum, will ya?

Public displays of affection usually aren't well received in most places, but a peck on the lips is okay sometimes. But if you're all out, tongue-in-throat kissing, you really need to check yourselves.

SIGNS YOURE AN ANNOYING COUPLE #9

YOU TALK BABY TALK TO EACH OTHER

It might be cute to hear a girl talking to her boyfriend like a baby every now and again, but that tish gets annoying quite quickly. There's nothing more nerve pinching than hearing a woman talk to her boyfriend like a 6-year-old.

Grow up and please say what you mean without mispronouncing it on purpose.

SIGNS YOURE AN ANNOYING COUPLE #8

YOU ARGUE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE

I remember having gone out for dinner with a couple once only to hear them argue about every little thing that went on that night and in their past. It seemed like they really hated each other.

What's more uncomfortable than watching a couple make out constantly is watching a couple who are one butter knife away from killing each other.

SIGNS YOURE AN ANNOYING COUPLE #7

YOU TALK OVER EACH OTHER

She's telling a story and you want to chime in every 4 seconds because you think she left something out. The people listening to you don't care; tell the damn story and let's move on.

It's great that you know each other so well that you can finish each other's sentences, but we just don't think that's charming. Sorry.

SIGNS YOURE AN ANNOYING COUPLE #6

YOU DONT SEEM TO LIKE EACH OTHER

You don't argue, you don't kiss, hell you don't even acknowledge each other. You sit there like strangers and just people watch because you know that if you do talk to each, someone's going to bring up the pink elephant in the corner.

If you don't like each other, don't expose the world, especially other couples to your mutual hatred for one another. There's nothing more annoying than having dinner with a couple who would clearly rather be somewhere else, preferably alone.

SIGNS YOURE AN ANNOYING COUPLE #5

YOU CRITICIZE SINGLE FRIENDS

Now that you're part of a couple, you think that being single is like a disease and no one should be experiencing it. You have nothing but choice words for those who opt to remain single.

From trying to set them up to insisting that they're doing something wrong because they're still single, annoying couples tend to insist that "normal" people all want to be with someone.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Dr Robert Lind - It Is Your Choice Decision Making And Goal Setting
Derren Brown - Mind Reading Tricks Volume 1
Mary Dennett - The Sex Side Of Life An Explanation For Young People

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