The Break Up Email

Hey PJ

I want to apologize for my behavior last night. I was a bit out of it and I know I was less than a gentleman - to put it lightly perhaps. Anyway I feel pretty awful about it today.

I guess at the heart of the matter is the fact that I don't know what I want right now so taking it any further between you and I would not be fair to either of us.

I know I should have found a way to communicate that to you earlier but it all happened so fast that I never found the opportune time.

In any case, you are entitled to hate me if you wish, but I hope you can see past last night.

I really enjoyed the time we spent hanging out and hope we can remain friendly at least.

Have a restful Labor Dayhope you're feeling a little better than I am

Nameless

I went on one date with this guy. He's actually an old friend of an old friend. I wasn't even sure if it was a date. We had dinner, shared a bottle of wine and some laughs. We have a lot in common because we've both lived in other cities and have recently moved back to Montreal. He's very good looking and educated. Girls really like him. I always found him cute but was never so into him. He's kind of loud. If it were a date, then I wondered if he would grow on me.

That same week we were at the same party and he was a huge Douche bag.

Then he sent me this breakup email the next day.

The End.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Oliver Turner - Daytime Pick Up Revealed
Michael Hall - The Sourcebook Of Magic
August Forel - The Sexual Question

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