He Said She Said

- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
- "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

- He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
- She said - Well, you succeeded.

- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
- She said - That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

- He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
- She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Michael Hall - The Users Manual For The Brain
Helen Seporsky - Get Laid Guide
Shawn Nelson - The Untrained Men Guide

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