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BAD DATE #1

THE COUPON CLIPPER

Will was a little eccentric, but I still found him to be charming and interesting.

I asked him if he'd like to have dinner with me at a quaint little bistro that evening and he gave me an enthusiastic response. So we agreed to meet at the bistro that evening.

As we sat down, Will opened up the menu and said, "I think I'll have a salad, (then he came in closer and whispered) it's the cheapest thing on the menu!" I laughed awkwardly and, when the waitress came, I ordered the chicken plate.

After some interesting conversation and drinks - I had wine, he had tap water - the bill came. The waitress handed it to Will, which I thought was awkward. But that wasn't nearly as awkward as what happened next.

Will looked up at me and before he could say anything, I offered, "We'll split the bill."

He sat up, looked me straight in the face and said, "Well, I only had the salad, really, and you had the chicken and some wine, which costs a lot more than just the salad."

"Uh, you know what? Why don't I just take care of it this time? I did ask you out, after all."

"Okay!" Ugh! No, not okay. That was the last time I ever went out with him.

"NEW HAMPSHIRE

BAD DATE #2

THE OPEN ZIPPER

I was on a date with this girl and, before the food came, I excused myself to go to the washroom. When I returned to the table, I realized that I had left my zipper undone, so I zipped it up under the tablecloth, ecstatic that she didn't notice anything.

After a great dinner and some pleasant conversation, we got up to leave and as I walked away, I took the whole table cloth, and everything that was left on the table, with me. We're still dating though, but she tells everyone that story and it still gets the laughs.

"MICHIGAN

BAD DATE #3

THE WALK-IN GLASS

On my first date, I was so happy to be going on a date (I was 20 at the time) that I didn't pay much attention to anything else. As we headed towards the restaurant with huge glass windows, I thought that they were sliding glass doors, so I kept on walking and... bang! Although I didn't break the window - I had a huge bump on my forehead - it was very unpleasant. And awkward. The date didn't go well after that.

"CHICAGO

BAD DATE #4

A KIDDIE DATE

I went on a date with a divorced woman - she was a great conversationalist and quite attractive. However, the only thing she forgot to tell me was that she was bringing her two little kids along on the date. Hilarity ensued.

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