Bad Dates Crazy Ex Girlfriend And More

Bad dates - Crazy ex-girlfriend ">I was out on a first date with a woman I had been hot for even when I was with my ex-girlfriend. My ex always knew it and made snide little remarks about her. Well, after we broke up I decided it was time to go after her.

While out to dinner, who shows up at the restaurant but my ex. I thought she would quietly walk by with her own date, but no. She had other plans. Big plans.

As she walks by, she calls me a piece of sh*t loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear. Then after she had a few drinks, she stumbled over and started telling my date I had a small penis and wouldn't know an orgasm if it knocked on my door and identified itself as such.

By now my date is cracking up and I'm becoming enraged so I end up blurting out that she has a vagina the size of subway tunnel and that's why my penis may have seemed small.

So to make a long story short, my date ended there, my ex and I have never spoken again, and the restaurant's manager kicked us all out.

"VIRGINIA

BAD DATE #2

THE MILLIONAIRE MESS

Jeff asked me out and I knew he was a millionaire, so I figured we'd be heading out for a nice, romantic dinner. Boy, was I wrong.

I was dressed to the nines, stilettos, a strapless mini dress, my hair was done, I looked amazing, if I do say so myself. Jeff? Well, he showed up in flip flops, way-too-short-for-a-man shorts and a wife beater tank. So the evening didn't start off very well.

He took me to a "hot-dog and fries" restaurant and spent the evening making fun of me for dressing up. I figure he likely tested me to see what I would be expecting. I ate my hot dog and French fries quietly, and sipped on my soda. And when I was done, I walked out of the restaurant and flagged a cab.

I don't care how many millions you have, if you think you can demean me for expecting a nice date, one I would've expected from even a bartender, then you're a jackass.

"MONTANA

BAD DATE #3

THE BIG EATER

Tina was a curvy girl I met at a bar and asked out the next day. When I picked her up, she looked very sexy and when we got to the restaurant, she turned to me and said, "I'm starving!" Little did I know how serious she was.

Not only did Tina order 2 appetizers, she ordered a 16-ounce steak with 3 sides and had dessert. She barely spoke to me the entire evening because she was so busy scarfing down her food and when she noticed that there was still a little mashed potato on my plate, she actually had some!

I was freaked out by a girl who could not only eat more than me, but more than me and 3 of my friends put together. I never told her the truth about why it wouldn't work out between us, but to this day, she's a story I tell everyone.

"GEORGIA

BAD DATE #4

THE MAMAS BOY

I was on a date with a guy we'll call "Sunny". He was sexy and smart, and when he looked at you, you felt like taking off all your clothes and jumping on him.

So what was Sunny's problem? He was a mama's boy. And it was bad. On our first date, his mom called him 3 times and he called her twice in the span of 3 hours. What made it so much worse was how loudly he would speak with her.

I still slept with him, and he was amazing in bed, but I just couldn't deal with the mama drama and dumped him within a couple of weeks.

"NEW YORK

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