Sunday, July 31, 2011

10 Signs She Has Pms

10 Signs She Has Pms Cover
1- Everyone around her has an attitude problem.

2- She's adding chocolate chips to her cheese omelet.

3- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of her jeans.

4- Her husband is suddenly agreeing to everything she says.

5- Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving?"

6- She thinks everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7- She's convinced there's a God and he's male.

8- She's counting down the days until menopause.

9- She's sure that everyone is scheming to drive her crazy.

10- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and she bought it yesterday.


Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Carlos Xuma - Secrets Of The Alpha Man
Tom Butler Bowdon - 50 Self Help Classics

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