When Relationships Get Too Comfortable

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When relationships go from the honeymoon phase to the comfortable phase, some couples tend to get a little "comfortable.

COLLEGECANDY.COM has an article on signs that you have gotten past the need to impress your significant other and are bordering on starting to disgust them. Especially if they're still taking care to impress you.

YOU FART IN FRONT OF THEM

Some might think that it's more acceptable for men to fart in front of their girls rather than the other way around, but I beg to differ. If the fart smells creamy, then no one wins.

That is when the "wow, someone's not getting laid tonight" factor sets in. So hold it in, or for God's sake, go to the bathroom.

YOU LEAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN

Whether you take a dump with the door open or tell your partner that you're going to take a dump, the visual of you taking that dump does not a sexual fantasy make (at least not for most of you).

I get that once you live together, it's almost impossible to avoid pooping in front of them, but you don't have to announce it every time you do. And light a match afterwards.

YOU STOP GROOMING

Either she stops shaving her legs or he stops trimming his pubes, either way, someone tends to let the grooming fall by the wayside.

Thinking that it's okay to stop taking care of yourself because "they love you unconditionally" is a stupid way to go because eventually, someone who takes really good care of themselves will catch your significant other's eye.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Vin Dicarlo - The Attraction Code
Anthony Berger - How To Get Into Threesomes
Susan Gillpatrick - Common Relationship Mistakes And How To Fix Them

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