Top 10 Ways To Dump Someone

10. Write a goodbye letter to him/her on notepad or MS and while he/she reads it. slowly back away.9. Tell them you are gay (or straight for gay couples) and then prove it to seal the deal.

8. Suffer from "memory loss". Forget his/her birthday.address.name.

7. During "mattress mambo", casually blurt out another person's name.

6. Kill them with sweetness. Be the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend but take it to an extreme. Become so overly affectionate and emotional that they become embarrassed to take you out in public.

5. Stop all grooming procedures. Bring on the stink.

4. Ask him/her if he/she would like to go on a double date. with you and your new girlfriend/boyfriend.

3. Pull the ol' "Would those of you who are dating me please step forward.not so fast dear".

2. IDUMP4U. This person will dump your significant other for you and will then post the event online for everyone's viewing pleasure.

1. If all else fails. marry them. You have a 50percent chance of getting a divorce. I like those odds.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Chris Jackson - 10 Ways To Empower Your Communication
Gregory Godek - 1001 Ways To Be Romantic

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