Strippers Dont Impress Gamers

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A bunch of gamers in Moscow, Russia were hanging out at their local caf'e doing their thing, playing their video games, when suddenly a few strippers came in practically naked and attempted to distract them.

Thing is, it didn't work. And while some people might think that it didn't work because gamers are nerds who are afraid of women, I know different.

Gamers are big on odds, and the odds of a stripper actually having sex with them at this caf'e were slim to none, so why would they waste their time getting horny off these women when there's a perfectly good Fleshlight waiting for them at home?

Gamers are usually good at playing their odds, so they knew what they were doing when they ignored the strippers.

My issue is with the computer monitors they look like they're from the '80s.

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Adam Gilad - 6 Secrets Of The Irresistible Man
Guillaume Apollinaire - Les Trois Don Juan
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