Worst Love Story Movie Lines

When it comes to movies, sometimes the writers get it wrong. Really wrong. And so the actors end up uttering some of the cheesiest lines this side of Kraft and we have to spend the following year hearing them over and over again.

What are some of the worst love story movie lines? Glad you asked.

WORST LOVE STORY MOVIE LINES #1

"IM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

TITANIC

When Jack Dawson (LEONARDO DICAPRIO) takes Rose DeWitt Bukater (KATE WINSLET) to the front of the Titanic, he spreads his arms and yells out this cheesy lyric and love ensues.

What makes it so awful is that the maker of the film, JAMES CAMERON yelled out this lyric when he won an Oscar for it. Ugh!

WORST LOVE STORY MOVIE LINES #2

"NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER."

DIRTY DANCING

While I admit that when I heard Johnny Castle (PATRICK SWAYZE) utter these words to Baby's (JENNIFER GREY) dad, I had that "Yeah! You tell him Johnny!" feeling rushing through my veins. In retrospect, however, it really is one of the worst love story movie lines ever.

Of course, I tend to quote it every chance I get, but still it is cheesy. Goodbye PATRICK SWAYZE, you will be missed, and that quote will live on with you forever.

WORST LOVE STORY MOVIE LINES #3

"IS IT STILL RAINING? I HADN'T NOTICED."

FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL

Not only do I think that ANDIE MACDOWELL is a terrible actress, I don't even think that Hugh Grant is mildly handsome, not in the least. So watching this movie was torture to begin with.

But add this line to it and you have cheese melting from every end of this movie. Of course, I'm certain that I'll be receiving some haters in the comments over this one, but hey, I call 'em like I see 'em.

WORST LOVE STORY MOVIE LINES #4

Molly: I love you.

Sam: Ditto.

GHOST

When Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) and Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) utter these words to each other, my eyes rolled. I admit I did love this movie - it had a great plot and great acting, but the whole "ditto" thing was kind of crusty.

Of course, I also thought that the pottery sex scene with a little unrealistic. I mean, who's going to clean that up afterwards? That's all I'd be thinking about.

WORST LOVE STORY MOVIE LINES #5

"YOU CAN BE MY WINGMAN ANY TIME."

TOP GUN

Okay, so maybe Tom Kasanzky (Val Kilmer) and Pete Mitchell (Tom Cruise) werent' actually lovers in Top Gun, but they may as well have been considering all the sexual tension between them.

The wingman lyric still lives on as drunk guys utter it to each other in bars on a weekly basis, but little do they know that it's secret lovers' talk.

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