Monday, December 6, 2010

Bad Dates Wedding Planner And More

Bad Dates Wedding Planner And More Cover

THE WEDDING PLANNER

Gina and I went on our first date at a chic restaurant. It was obvious she wasn't used to high end restaurants because she had no idea what cutlery to use or where she should put her cloth napkin.

I thought it was endearing and told her to relax and just take it easy, we were there to have a good time.

Little did I know that Gina didn't drink much, either. After her first glass of wine, she started talking about how she wants to be married with two kids within the next 5 years. We were both 22.

I laughed awkwardly and told her that you can't really make those plans because they require a second party. She leaned forward (this is after her second glass of wine) and told me that She found the second party. It was me.

Knowing that I wasn't going to sleep with her (because I didn't want to at this point), I took the conversation where most guys would be too afraid to go. I asked her how she knew.

She started going on and on about how I have money and she needs a man with money because she wants lots of kids. Then she started saying that it looked like I had good genes because I was tall and handsome.

After we finished the bottle of wine, I paid the tab and, as I was driving her home, Gina began unbuckling my pants because she wanted to perform oral sex while I drove. And while I'm usually game for the kind of thing, I wanted Gina to be clear about the fact that I wanted nothing to do with her after that night.

I rejected her advances and she started crying. Then she got mad and started hitting me. Then she got out of the car at a red light and told me to go f*ck myself.

That was the weirdest night of my entire life.

"LITTLE ROCK

THE RACIST GUY


I finally met up with John after spending hours chatting on a dating site. We met at a nice caf'e and the conversation was your run-of-the-mill convo for the first few minutes.

Then John lays this question on me: "How many black guys have you slept with?" Now, I'm not black and he's not black, so what the hell was this about?

So I told him, "Do you mean in the last week? And would you like me to include any other ethnic people in the number?"

Realizing that the question pissed me off, John backed off. But the damage was done. I didn't even finish my coffee. I told him to take care and left. Racist prick.

"HOUSTON

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Tranceboy - Fast Seduction 101 Player Guide
David Deangelo - Double Your Dating Deep Inner Game

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