Reasons Dating In La Sucks

Writer DENNIS ROMERO, who I think I'm in love with, wrote a piece about the top reasons why dating in LA sucks, and I think he might be onto something.

REASONS DATING IN LA SUCKS #1

10% ARE UNEMPLOYED

Unfortunately for one in ten people, unemployment is very real in LA, especially considering everyone and their mother is striving to be a superstar. But most alas, are waiters who, even then, are still getting the axe.

REASONS DATING IN LA SUCKS #2

CLUBS ONLY LET WOMEN IN

At any nightclub on any given night, you will find 10 women for every one spiky haired douchebag who's paying for bottle service. And you know he's popular because he's sporting the fake tan and the Grey Goose. Oh wait, I think I'm getting confused with Jersey Shore. Hmm...

REASONS DATING IN LA SUCKS #3

COUGAR CENTRAL

LA is the cougar capital of the world and so men who are younger than cougars and aren't big fans of cougars either have to put up or shut up.

REASONS DATING IN LA SUCKS #4

SENSITIVE METROSEXUALS

Many men, not even exclusive to LA, have become women in a sense and it for a woman, dating a man who acts like a chick isn't exactly a turn on.

REASONS DATING IN LA SUCKS #5

WILMER VALDERRAMA & SETH MACFARLANE

It seems that these two are going after all the beautiful everyday women that are available (and some that aren't) in LA, leaving everyday guys to suffer with, well, with cougars, I guess.

REASONS DATING IN LA SUCKS #6

NO PARKING

Even if you wanted to go out and meet someone, if you take your car with you, there's a good chance you'll spend the entire evening just driving around looking for a spot to park in. You might as well just invite someone into your car and drive around with them.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Robert Henderson - Secrets Of Dating Asian Women
Carlos Xuma - The Dating Black Book

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