Things Women Dont Want To Hear About The Ex

It's possible that your ex-girlfriend was the greatest woman on earth. It's possible that it didn't work out because she moved to Australia and you couldn't join her. It's possible that it was all amicable and you guys remain fantastic friends.

Or, it's possible she was the biggest bitch this side of LiLo. Maybe she was a 5 on a good day. Perhaps she even smelled a bit.

But there are things women don't want to hear about the ex, and it's up to you to be sensitive enough to know that. Oh, what's that? You don't know which things women don't want to hear about the ex? Well, that's why I'm here; to make sure that your current lady doesn't become your next ex.

THINGS WOMEN DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE EX #10

THAT'S NOT HOW MY EX USED TO DO IT

Maybe your ex made pancakes the size of silver dollars and you loved it. Maybe your ex used to make you a fancy coffee every Saturday morning. But when your current girlfriend does something nice for you and say something hella stupid like "that's not how my ex used to do it", you can bet that the nice gestures will stop cold.

Everyone is different and expecting your current girl to be more like your ex is like asking a cat to do dog tricks - it just won't happen, buddy. Instead, accept your new girlfriend for what she is and if you want something done a certain way, don't mention that your ex is the reason why.

THINGS WOMEN DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE EX #9

SHE WAS UP THERE

This one comes complete with an arm raised way above your head as if to remark that your ex was simply the best. And, of course, no other woman has been able to reach that pinnacle.

This is not only incredibly insulting, you also make your girlfriend feel like there's no point in even trying because she'll never measure up.

You need to let your ex go, otherwise, you will never be able to have another healthy relationship. Women don't want to hear about the ex in general; they certainly don't want to hear that they can never be as good.

THINGS WOMEN DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE EX #8

WE NEVER ARGUED

Seriously? Seriously?!? Never? This is one of the stupidest remarks ever. If you guys were together for, say, 5 months, I could let this slide, but if you were together for years and never argued, then there's something wrong with you.

How is it possible to agree with absolutely everything someone else says? We argue with parents, friends, coworkers... how is it possible that we never argue with our significant other?

Arguing is a good thing (so long as no one starts cursing at the other person). Otherwise, you'll end up in a relationship where resentment starts to build.

THINGS WOMEN DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE EX #7

SHE WAS SOOO STUPID

Maybe she was incredibly dumb and thought that Portugal was in South America, but that doesn't mean that you have to advertise it. I know what you're thinking, women love hearing that they're smarter than other women, especially the ex, and that may be so, but not for long.

Soon your girlfriend will begin to wonder if you're paying close attention to her every word, waiting for her to say something that isn't too bright. She'll wonder about the awful things you might say behind her back should the two of you part ways. Don't do it.

THINGS WOMEN DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE EX #6

SHE HAD THE PERFECT ASS

Ouch! Of all the things women don't want to hear about the ex, it's that they had a particular body part that was phenomenal. Especially a body part that most women (read: your girlfriend] have a hard time maintaining.

What's worse, some guys are dumb enough to say something this stupid when their girlfriend is undressing. Women know that you've seen myriad bodies in your lifetime, but we don't want to hear that your ex had a butt you could bounce quarters off of. Not cool.

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