Your Husband Went Under

Tweet

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Tony Horton - P90 Power Diet Guide
Ole Flirty Bastard - Pickup And Seduction Guide

Labels: the pickup artist show  guy body language  alpha male biotest  at dating  italian pick up lines  speed dating advice  dirty math pick up lines  dating advice chat rooms  ba mcdonald  ways to get a girl back  positive leadership skills  how to pick up women  how to get self confidence back