Tuesday, August 30, 2011

What A Woman Says What She Really Means

What A Woman Says What She Really Means Cover
- I need = I want

- We need = I want

- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

- Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later

- We need to talk = I need to complain

- Surego ahead = I don't want you to

- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

- You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS

- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

- I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper

- I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade

- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate

- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

- Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

- Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

- Yes = No

- No = No

- Maybe = No

- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

- I was wrong = Not as wrong as you

- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he goes to sleep?

- I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!

- I like the first dress you tried on better = You look fat in that dress.

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Tyler Durden - What Is Genuine What Is Mutual Benefit
Kevin Bates - Any Woman Anywhere
Cucan Pemo - What Does Your Man Really Want

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