Essential Cougar Terminology

Essential cougar terminologyFor those of you who are in the cougar game, here are some essential terms that you need to know the next time you're surrounded by a roomful of cougars and their boytoys.

COUGAR TERMINOLOGY #1

MOUNTAIN LION

This is a cougar who is incredibly unattractive.

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CUB

The boys that the cougars and the like hunt down for a good time.

COUGAR TERMINOLOGY #3

PUMA

A woman who isn't quite old enough to be considered a cougar but still enjoys the company of younger men.

COUGAR TERMINOLOGY #4

BOBCAT

A c*cktease, the bobcat is a cougar who just won't go past second base with a cub.

COUGAR TERMINOLOGY #5

CHEETAH

A cougar who goes incredibly fast and gets a cub into bed within the hour of meeting him.

COUGAR TERMINOLOGY #6

COUGAR DROPPINGS

Little gifts that cougars give to cubs as a term of affection.

The cougar terminology goes on and on, and it's quite obvious that if you want to get into the cougar game, then you have to know exactly what's going on beforehand.

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Michael Hall - The Users Manual For The Brain
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