Male Cougars Are Called Rhinos

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The term "cougar" has been at the forefront of our lexicon of late and refers to older women who hunt for younger men for sex and the like.

But what about the older, decrepit men who seek younger women? What do we call them? It's not good enough to call them male cougars because they deserve their own term.

Welcome, the Rhino. According to the Urban Dictionary, the male cougar is otherwise referred to as the Rhino because, according to the website, it's "because the specimen is more often than not both horny and ugly."

Wow, do they ever have it wrong. I have seen many an ugly cougar, and I have seen many really sexy rhinos. Clooney can you hear me?

But the rhinos they're referring to tend to frequent warmer climates and dress in unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts to expose their manly mane of chest hair.

So will this make the men who seek younger women more conscientious about their behavior? Hell no. I don't even think the term will stick, to be honest.

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