Saturday, January 19, 2008

Sample Of Pickup At The Airplane

Sample Of Pickup At The Airplane Cover
You have an aisle seat. Next to you is a frumpy woman covered in heavy make up and thick glasses. She wears a t-shirt that reads, 'Boys like blondes but men like brunettes.' On the other side of her, with a window seat is a beautiful young woman with hair that is neither blonde nor brunette but somewhere inbetween.

You: (to the woman next to you) "Hi, what's your name?"
Her: "Carrie."
You: "Nice to meet you Carrie. My name is Willie T. Coyote.
Share the rock."
(Laughing, you two knock knuckles)

Sure it might have been preferable to sit next to the hottie but this is a good situation. Unless she turns on her iPod, the hot girl will be listening to everything you say. This lets her see what a cool, social guy you are.
You cannot overestimate the importance of having confidence that the better people get to know you the more they will like you. Since you won't be picking this woman up its all personality.

You: "I like your laugh. Where are you from?"
Carrie: "The southern part of Louisiana. Near the tip."
You: "That's cool. I always wanted to visit there. Great fishing they say."
Carrie: "Yeah, my dad runs a fishing boat."
You: "Pull the other.... Did you know fishing is now a professional sport on television?"
Carrie: "Yeah, its big down South."
You: "When I heard of this I was like, 'watching fishing on TV??? How boring.' Then I saw it on ESPN and watched an hour and half. Now I'm a big fan."
Carrie: "Yeah, I learned to bait a hook when I was four."

Okay she's a bit of a hick. But there's an inner hick in all of us.

You: "That's it. I am going fishing with y'all."
Wherever you go in this world you can mimic people right to their face and they rarely catch on. They just think you are a bit like them. What began as mockery has now turned into a rapport technique.
Carrie: "You are invited any time."

People from the south are so friendly. You want to transition to the hot girl. You could just start talking to her but in this situation that would be a bit obvious and rude to poor Carrie. Or you could wait until nature calls Carrie but she probably has a large, healthy bladder. So you want to bring the hot girl into the conversation. Fishing is probably not the topic to accomplish that.
Here is a short list of topics that interest the demographic of attractive girls age 19-25...

Travel
Relationships
Art, including photography
Live events, such as concerts and theatre
Books
Fitness, especially running
Pets

Most guys never talk about any of this stuff. If this is the demographic of women you want to meet make sure you know a little something about all of these topics. If you haven't done that already then turn your computer off and go to the library and educate yourself.

You: "So what type of art do you make?"
Carrie: "I don't do any of that fancy stuff. I'm a wysiwyg kind of girl. What you see is what you get."
You: (to the hot girl) "How about you? What type of art do you make?"

Every attractive woman her age believes she has an artistic side. It just comes with the territory.

Hot girl: "I make papier-mвchй."
Notice the transition? Just talk about things that interest hot girls. The other people are less interested and usually drop themselves out. In any case show more enthusiasm for the hot girl's response and you have made your switch.

You: "Wow, I love papier-mвchй. How do you mold it? I remember doing it in school with balloons but I'm sure you have techniques that are much more sophisticated."

When talking about women's passions talk more about the processes and the feelings rather than the results.

Hot girl: "I use blanks."
You: "Like how?"
Hot girl: (she shows with her hands) "Well it's like..."
You: "This is interesting. (You find a pen and paper) Carrie can we switch seats?"

Of course she will take the aisle over being stuck in the middle.
Carrie: "Alrighty."
You change seats and get the hot girl to teach you her art. Her name is Alison and she is 20.
This is a good reason not to be a know-it-all. When a woman teaches you something she takes an interest in you.

You: "That was cool. Thanks for showing me. I am going to make my own when I get home. I'll send you a picture. So where are you going?"
Alison: "Back to school in Berkley."
You: "Oh yeah Berkley... It's a bit like my town."
Alison: "Where is that?"
You: "Austin Texas."
Alison: "That's a fun place."
You: "Yeah, if you like nice weather, friendly people and good music. Other than that it sucks."
She laughs.
You pause.
Women on airplanes are a captive audience. You have to give them plenty of space to restart the conversation. You want them talking with you because they are enjoying it, not because they have no choice. Put in some pauses (on high points).
Alison: "Where are you going?"
You: "I'm going to a conference in the city. You're a student... It's a lot like sitting in a lecture. We pass notes. I doodle. "
Alison: "I doodle too."
You: "Good. I think that doodlers share a bond that nondoodlers could only dream of. I hate those non-doodlers."
She laughs.
You: "I'm curious. How old are you?"
Alison: "Twenty."
You: "That's a good age. My ex-girlfriend is twenty. No wait. She just turned twenty one."
Alison: "How old are you?"
You: "Thirty eight."
Alison: "Mmmm."
You: "I know. Scandalous isn't it?"
Alison: "How long were you dating?"
You: "A couple years."

She does the math and you come up legal. You are eighteen years older than Allison. The age
difference is obvious. That was a problem. Not that she would think you too old. Women are attracted to older men. The problem was that she might presume you think she is too young. So you take the step to reassure her that you like girls her age. You can mention an ex-girlfriend or even that you just went on a date with a girl her age. This technique works great for race, height, or other issues of obvious difference. You bring up the difference and neutralize it so it doesn't hang over your head.

Allison: "I actually went out with one of my professors who was thirty one."
What is it with girls hooking up with their teachers?
You: "How was that?"
Allison: "Kinda weird."
You: "I can imagine. Not that it's a contest but when I was twenty two I dated a woman who was forty."
Allison: "How was that?"
You: (thinking for awhile) "It was different... There was definitely a gap in age and interests. But actually it was quite wonderful. I learned a lot from her. Not just how to give a woman an orgasm but how to be a better person. We still stay in touch."
Allison: "I don't stay in touch with my professor."
You: "What's the point? These people should just get on with their lives. Geeez."
You: "So what is the first thing you are going to do when you get home?"
Allison: "Take a nap."
You: "Me too. I love naps. I could nap all day long."
Allison: "Sounds good."
You: "No way. I should not nap so much. I have a million and one things to do. If I fall asleep I want you to nudge me with your sexy... elbows."
Allison: "Are you coming on to me?"
You: "I'm coming on to your elbows for sure."
She laughs.
You: "I would like to see you again."
Her: "That could be arranged."

by Wayne Elise (Juggler)

Suggested reading (pdf e-books):

Derek Vitalio - 3 Master Keys To Pickup Lines
Carlos Xuma - Secrets Of The Alpha Man

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