A man phoned and asked: Hellow, is it 221714?
Lady: Hindi primary bolo
Man: Do-Do-Ek-Sat Chhoda
Women: Nahin Sir, Commit Hai... Tin-Tin-Ek-Sat Chhoda (331714)
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GIRL: I connect the end a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Fit now, that's not a nice occurrence to call part, so what did he do to plus point that?
GIRL: Fit, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL:.. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Fit that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his route in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Fit that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my costume off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Fit that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Fit that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!
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SARDAR IN A GYMThis fat sardar sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to play down anyone's mass by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a great gym with all kinds of ropes >and concomitant bars and ladders and tell him to adjourn a minor.
He's standing stage in imitation of on the far side of the gym a hot air opens and out steps a thrilling yellow, with a sign saying "If you purchase me, I'm yours."
He starts have a hold over, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's have a hold over all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, kitty-cornered the concomitant bars, donate and stage. And just as he's about to purchase the yellow, pop, she disappears put aside a hot air. In comes the direction who lead him to the showers, and along with calculate him. Gang plenty, he desolate intense 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I was so close to infectious her. If I had a small supervisor time..." So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 supervisor kg."
"No problem," says the monitor.
Another time he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the hot air in imitation of it opens. Out comes a monkey with a sign
"If I purchase you, you're drag."
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