Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Mystery And Matador Pimp Dental Floss

Mystery And Matador Pimp Dental Floss Cover
When they are not pimping Venusian Arts Revelation or the new season of The Pick Up Artist on VH1, Mystery and Matador are pimping DenTek dental floss picks.

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The two joined a long list of washed up actors and reality stars in having their picture taken holding a bag of picks at an event seemingly corresponding with the recent Emmys.

Mystery Matador DenTek flossFinally one situation where using the “flossing opener” actually makes sense!

Mystery is even quoted in the DenTek press release...

“You can be the best pick-up artist in the world, but if you have bad breath you will lose! Gingivitis is the #1 cause of having smelly breath, and this takes care of it,” said Mystery (host of VH1’s ‘The Pickup Artist’) holding a bag of DenTek Floss Picks.

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It appears like Mystery is a hardcore flosser and favors the DenTek Triple Clean Floss Picks with Fluoride while Matador demands luxury and comfort when cleaning food particles from between his teeth so he prefers the DenTek Easy Angle Silk Floss Picks.

I don’t know about you but I’m going to make a bee line to Walgreens after work to get me some amazing DenTek products so my “game” can be amplified to epic proportions!

What’s next... Mystery pimping Covergirl mascara?

Suggested reading (pdf e-books):

Mario Uchard - French And Oriental Love In A Harem
Derek Vitalio - 3 Master Keys To Pickup Lines

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