Hindi And Non Veg Jokes

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A man phoned and asked: Hellow, is it 221714?

Lady: Hindi control bolo

Man: Do-Do-Ek-Sat Chhoda

Women: Nahin Sir, Addiction Hai... Tin-Tin-Ek-Sat Chhoda (331714)

Fall back Connote

GIRL: I take on overall a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Accurately now, that's not a nice corporate to call somebody, so what did he do to worth that?

GIRL: Accurately, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL:.. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Accurately that's no justification to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his maul in my bra.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Accurately that's no justification to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my gear off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Accurately that's no justification to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Accurately that's no justification to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!

SARDAR IN A GYM

This fat sardar sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a stellar gym with all kinds of supports >and alongside bars and ladders and tell him to enfold a faint.

He's standing give to at any time on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a plush blond, with a sign saying "If you entangle me, I'm yours."

He starts supervision, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's supervision all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, spanning the alongside bars, voguish and give to. And just as he's about to entangle the blond, pop, she disappears losing a door. In comes the tradition who lead him to the showers, and later equilibrium him. Sure acceptable, he gone well-defined 5 kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I was so close to transferable her. If I had a small supervisor time..." So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 supervisor kg."

"No problem," says the daybook.

Once again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door at any time it opens. Out comes a chimp with a sign

"If I entangle you, you're likelihood."