"Deliver this napkin to that girl over there? But don't tell her who it's from. Then, he'll draw a tic-tac-toe game and put an X in one of the squares."
Well I have. So I came up with a few zingers to throw out should this happen again:
* "Yea, we are lucky. I can't remember the last time I had the opportunity to sit next to this many bored women who can't find any guys to talk to them."
* "Luck has nothing to do with it, my dear. We chose to talk to you because you looked like you'd be easy."
* "Wow, if I get any luckier tonight, maybe I'll get so drunk that I throw up and can't remember anything that happened to me."
* "Oh, modesty. How attractive." Also, quit EXPECTING to "pick up girls" and instead go make friends and give the women the opportunity to get to know you. A couple more ideas for different situations:
* If a woman gets up and is about to leave, that's a GREAT time to get her info. Just walk up and say, "Hi, I was going to come talk to you earlier but I got busy... what's your name? Do you have e-mail?" Easy. And it's so natural to ask, since she's obviously on her way out...
* If the "How old are you?" question comes up, just say, "I'm 17" and "No, really."
* If you're inviting a woman over to your house for the first time by e-mail, you can say, "Look, as much as I'd like you to meet the rest of the women I have tied up in my basement, I prefer to wait until I'm actually going on a date with someone before introducing them to our group. Since we're just meeting for drinks, this doesn't apply. If you're really that paranoid, just stay in your car and give the horn a quick tap. Don't worry about my neighbors... I've already taken care of them. So meet me here at 7."
* I have a friend who does something interesting in a restaurant. He'll call the waiter over and say, "Can you deliver this napkin to that girl over there? But don't tell her who it's from." Then, he'll draw a tic-tac-toe game and put an X in one of the squares. (Always tip the waiter a dollar!)
(The napkin almost always comes back, and the game is on... It's fun, mysterious, and the girl always wants to know who's playing with her. I've used this before, and it's great fun. At some point, depending on whether you're winning or losing, you can come over to her table and say something like, "Well, I had to meet my worthy opponent" or "I hope you talk better than you play", etc.)
One of the most amazing things you can do when a woman brings up sex is to tease her about it, ask her why she's bringing it up, and accuse her of having a dirty mind, etc. It's great! You must realize that this is one of the very best ways to tease an attractive woman. They usually love it. Attractive women often bring up the topic to see if you're comfortable... or to test you to find out if you'll get nervous or insecure.
The best thing to do in these situations is to accuse her of trying to get sexual too fast, tell her you're not interested, and bust on her. It's all kinds of good fun. And the added benefit is that it makes her more and more curious about you and why you don't seem like all the other losers who roll over and act stupid.
Recommended books (free to download):
Michael Hall - Secrecy DragonsRobert Dilts - Visionary Leadership Skills
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