Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Bumblebee

The Bumblebee Image
A husband and wife are having sex with the window open when a bumblebee flies in and into the wife's vagina. They freak out and decide to go to the emergency room to resolve the problem.

When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, start having sex with the woman to attract the bee, and then pull out his penis, along with the bee.

After a minute of discussion, the husband and wife agree to the plan so the doctor starts having sex with the wife.

At first, the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes, the doctor starts groping the wife's breasts and she starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor.

The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you're doing, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Change of plan buddy, I'm gonna drown this son of a bitch!"

Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):

Juggler - The Juggler Method
Tyler Durden - The Blueprint

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