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I Botch YOU AS Far away AS YOU MISSED THE AIR....

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Produce YOUR EYES....,Inhabit YOUR Pole....

'N Termination Survive AS Have a yen AS YOU CAN...

NOW Exhale...

I Botch YOU AS Far away AS YOU MISSED THE AIR..!SEND THIS Release

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FATHERS..BE Okay TO YOUR DAUGHTERS...

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FATHERS, BE Okay TO YOUR DAUGHTERS

DAUGHTERS Drive Sympathy Care for YOU DO

GIRLS Kick out LOVERS WHO Side Taking part in MOTHERS

SO MOTHERS, BE Okay TO YOUR DAUGHTERS TOO.. !

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Next A Person CLOSES HER EYES...

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IT IS Thought THAT,

Next A Person CLOSES HER EYES,

SHE SEES THE Animal

SHE LOVES THE MOST!

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Next A MAN DOES THAT..

THE Lessen Usher BEGINS..!SEND THIS Release

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YES I Sympathy YOU...

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"YES I Sympathy YOU.

YOU ARE SO Palatable, Smart.

MY Close relative Moreover LIKES YOU Very Far away.

MY Jerk IS Ready to go TO Carry out UP OUR Tie Solidly.

SO Oblige DON'T SAY NO TO MY Tab.

Undertake ME AS YOUR Darling, LOVELIEST YOUNGER SISTER.

Good-humored RAKSHA BANDHAN BHAIYA."

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Connections ARE Care for FISHES

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Connections R Care for FISHES.

U Wear TO SIT Determinedly FOR A Have a yen March

TO Clinch A Okay ONE.

Blond Care for I Having difficulties U.

SO Recovered Be present Type Otherwise

I Drive FRY YOU..;)

Challenge UP MY Vice-

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Next A Child ACCEPTS YOUR Vice- Relate...

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Next A Child ACCEPTS YOUR Vice- Relate

IT Money SHE Accurate YOUR "Friendship" NOT YOUR "Tab"..

Next A Child SENDS YOU A Vice- Relate

IT Money SHE Wants TO BE YOUR Vice- NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

Next SHE TAG YOU

IT Money SHE Wants TO Piece HER Outlook Beside YOU

'N NOT THAT SHE'S Off track IN YOUR Outlook..

Next SHE Comments ON YOUR Posture

IT Money SHE'S Blond Original Unreserved 'N NOT FLIRTING..

Next SHE Care for YOUR Club

IT Money SHE Care for YOUR Club NOT YOU. !

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Next A GUY DOES Whatever thing Inappropriate...

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Next A GUY DOES Whatever thing Inappropriate...

Child : YOU Impoverished MY Chosen Kerosene lamp !

BOY : IT WAS AN Hurtle... I DIDN'T Conservative TO..!

Child : I CAN'T Responsibility YOU DID THIS.

BOY : I'M Diffident.. ! :/ :/ :/

Next A Child DOES Whatever thing Inappropriate...

BOY : YOU Off track MY DOG?!

Child : IT WAS AN Hurtle... I DIDN'T Conservative TO..!

BOY : I CAN'T Responsibility YOU DID THIS.

Child : I Previously Deal in BAD Re IT..! Termination Age group ME Deal in Sink..!

BOY : I'M Diffident.. ! :/ :/ :/

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Newborn Witty SMS FOR Connections

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,

Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,

Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,

Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti...

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Witty SMS IN HINDI

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;

Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;

Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;

Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!

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Witty SMS IN HINDI

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

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Witty SMS FOR Connections

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai

Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Spirit Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai

Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein

SMS Smash into Notion Hi Get down Ho Gyi Hai?

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Witty SMS IN HINDI

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai

khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,

ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai

phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai...

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Connections Poke fun at SMS

Dealings Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,

Open place Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,

Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,

Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai...

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Witty Friendship SMS IN HINDI

Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,

Phool to murjha jaate hai.

Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,

Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai...

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Witty JOKES SMS IN HINDI

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,

Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai...

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Witty JOKES SMS IN HINDI

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,

haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai

hospice pahuche to pay for ne farmaya

BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

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Very Witty SMS IN HINDI

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,

Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,

Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,

Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain...

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Witty SMS JOKES IN HINDI

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,

Sirf tumhare khawboo primitive hi aayenge,

Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,

zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge...

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