This Avion Commercial Makes No Sense

So, I keep seeing this Avion trade on TV, and I cannot emerge it out. It is, a lot perhaps, the dumbest trade ever made. I snitch it doesn't hit you over the leader with madness like some commercials do, but if you in actual fact watch it economically, you will complete that here is no definite inspection or motivation in these characters. Straight stifle out the trade, and plus I will break it down below:

:01 - Man opens charm to make known sexy lady who is sizeable in all buffalo hide. Man is at a loss for words, but we do get the impression that these two are dating as he calls her, "Be partial to."

:11 - She tells him to sit and he obeys. Seek permission, deskbound is way better subject matter than standing, so this is a noticeably easy command for him to follow. It only qualifies as only better of a license than, "Eat this steak." Correspondingly, it appears that he sits down on a buffalo hide be in charge of which passage here is no way he may perhaps worry his weapons united to the be in charge of. This will become epic bearing in mind.

:15 - She puts on gloves. I don't snitch why she couldn't worry put on the gloves past she got here, but whatever.

:19 - Dude is commencing to get cynical now that her gloves are on as he asks her, "Do we need a safe word?" She shushes him, set to rights bit he asked a very mild question at a mild noise.

:21 - Allow, this is everyplace it gets surprising. Gift are by some means lit candles all over this guy's cottage. I crucially don't snitch any guys who breezy candles, but this guy had a ton of them. Make equal better unsolvable is she just starts dumping candle wax on the knock back. That is going to be a difficulty in the ass to complete up. At the same time as is your end apt, woman?

:23 - She blindfolds him. She never in actual fact ties him down, but she does blindfold him. At no point does he think to comprehend his weapons up and dig off the blindfold.

:30 - She has two specs gorged with ice, but only pours Avion into one of the specs. Why did you put ice in apiece glasses? You are the nominal restructured human being ever.

:35 - He smells the drink and realizes that it is Avion. He penury credibly ask her to get him a windowpane or at nominal dig off the blindfold and do it himself.

:40 - She takes off his blindfold and food and drink the Avion. The dude sits here stunned. I'm not selected why, but I am guessing that she is a on the road to recovery alcoholic who just got her mechanical for a blind date of sobriety. At nominal that would make style.

:50 - She leaves some of the Avion in the windowpane. Resolve your drink, woman.

:54 - She leaves, saying, "That'll do for now." Um, I'm just going to let Matthew Kennedy Gould exact my feelings here and there in.

So, quick categorizer. Assured dude's girlfriend spends a lot of time to get all dolled up in her sexy buffalo hide someone, so she can blindfold her boyfriend, smother with wax on his knock back, drink a teensy bit of tequila and put. That doesn't make any style. It would worry been way smarter for her to go to a bar and worry some, or set to rights go to the local liquor store and buy her own be capable of. It credibly value her a upright chunk of change hammering to her boyfriend's place, in the same way as, let's public image it, no girl sizeable like that is booty group transportation. It'd be set to rights decrease if she had to pay for a cab.

I don't set to rights snitch who they are trying to sell this product to. Are they trying to sell this product? The only mild revelation I can come up with is that apiece of the characters are mentally handicapped, and although that would be a crucially higher trade, I suspect that Avion is trying to become The pompous Tequila of the Mentally Handicapped.

My be offended hurts. If persona from Avion may perhaps contact me about this, that would be in detail esteemed.